DISQUS

The Offended Blogger: http://www.offendedblogger.com/2008/07/why-i-cant-be-catholic-offensive.html

  • Sunshine · 1 year ago
    You are friggin hilarious. I almost laughed myself silly. Pope Benedict is a creepy looking something though ain't he?
  • Tiggy · 1 year ago
    On the plus side... free wine and crackers.
  • Meg · 1 year ago
    Yeah, but they totally limit you to one small cup of wine.

    If you are searching for a church I'd at least go with the ones who have mega TVs and cup holders.

  • Neil · 1 year ago
    That was utterly ridiculous. No priest would ever be interested in a woman. They're mostly interested in... other things. You need a Reverend or a Rabbi if you want to have an affair with a religious leader.
  • jaime · 1 year ago
    I live across the street from a Catholic Church and although I don't belong to it, i've been contemplating going over there. Every Saturday night the local Mexicans throw some BANGIN parties in the basement!!

    i know!

    and it's a Polish Catholic Church.


    I KNOW!






  • Roger · 1 year ago
    Aw father full grace Chelle got in a chicken race...

    I gotta tell ya its a pain in the ass to post a comment on your blog Chelle, hope you had a good 4th!! :D

  • Kat · 1 year ago
    Speaking of confessions lol, you need to read my post "dont let the door hit you in the ass as you leave...http://kat-com.blogspot.com/2008/06/if-youve-poked-around-my-blog-enough.html
    that will really scare ya lol
  • {girl}forallstatus · 1 year ago
    I'm Catholic but I find this funny and yes, the Pope also scares me. =)
  • AngryMan · 1 year ago
    Let's get a little more about you kneeling down before men in these posts.
  • MamaFlo · 1 year ago
    I was born and raised Catholic but I think that organized religion is oppressive along with all the other reasons you give of course ;)!!!
  • Becky..AMHW · 1 year ago
    Seeing that you live in Idaho I think I can arrange to have two very polite young men in suits at your door in approximately two minutes. They have literature and firm handshakes.

    No...you don't want that? Oh. Meh. I didn't either and I'm from Utah.

    I would have gone to the service. I find that sort of thing fascinating. Pope hat...fascinating.



  • moooooog35 · 1 year ago
    Don't knock it til you try it, honey.

    I became Catholic BECAUSE of the ability to kneel down before men!

    Signed,

    Richard Simmons





  • The Hypocritical One · 1 year ago
    There is a Catholic church you may be interested in--been there once.

    St. Anne's.

    Saint Anne's..

    And once again for the kids--
    Satans.

    Too much standing and sitting...standing and sitting...kneeling...sleeping.








  • Mike · 1 year ago
    No no.

    What you do, is go, confess a bunch of sins, either real or made up, and when he tells you to do penance, tell him no.

    Then go to the middle of the church, fart, and leave.

    It'll be great fun!





  • Sully Sullivan · 1 year ago
    Agreed. This new pope is much scarier than the last one. Good job on turning down the invite. I'm technically Catholic but I only pretend at wedding and on Christmas.
  • blaine_fridley · 1 year ago
    yeah, word to jaime. the last time i was lured even remotely close to a church of any kind was because of the amazing smell of carne asada and tortillas being deeped fried at the best friggin' yard sales around - thrown by the local Mexicans at some sort of lithuanian orthodox church. maybe if they started ok'ing buffets during service, i'd think about finding jesus, or at least putting more effort into pretending i do, like the rest of the catholics.
  • Chat Blanc (aka Sandy) · 1 year ago
    I live in a VERY Catholic town so I may need to borrow some of your reasons to fend them off! Funny shit!
  • Gluttony · 1 year ago
    Yes the pope does scare me too, but I would like to have the pope mobile for todays gas prices. I wonder if it is a lease.
  • April · 1 year ago
    #3 and #6!!!!!!!!lololol funny shit...and thanks...I'll be having more nightmares because of you!
  • The Offended Blogger · 1 year ago
    @ Everyone ~ Thanks for the support and did I mention #7 - the pope scares the shit out of me!! :p
  • jaime · 1 year ago
    hey Chelle! I finally got some free time to try and give my blog a facelift...stop by when you have a free second and check out my new look...me so proud. i even changed my favIcon to match!
  • vicki · 1 year ago
    This is HILARIOUS!!! I love it!
  • The Nemesing One · 1 year ago
    Thanks for explaining yourself. I instantly started wondering how many "C" batteries you go throw in a month. Awesome Blog
  • Shirley · 1 year ago
    Lol! Not to be technical or or ummmm... offensive I think your taco guy's name is pronounced heysuess. :) :P
  • Vincent · 1 year ago
    LOL ah, this is a great blog to read after having a debate over religious beliefs with someone. Thanks. Keep in touch. Take care.

    PEACE and ABUNDANCE!!

    SillySoul.com



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