The Offended Blogger - Latest Comments in The "Why I Can’t Be A Catholic" Offensive

Re: The "Why I Can’t Be A Catholic" Offensive

Chatter Box — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 14:05:00 -0000

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Re: The "Why I Can’t Be A Catholic" Offensive

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Re: The "Why I Can’t Be A Catholic" Offensive

Vincent — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 06:52:00 -0000

LOL ah, this is a great blog to read after having a debate over religious beliefs with someone. Thanks. Keep in touch. Take care.

PEACE and ABUNDANCE!!

SillySoul.com

Re: The "Why I Can’t Be A Catholic" Offensive

Vincent — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 02:52:00 -0000

LOL ah, this is a great blog to read after having a debate over religious beliefs with someone. Thanks. Keep in touch. Take care.

PEACE and ABUNDANCE!!

SillySoul.com

Re: The "Why I Can’t Be A Catholic" Offensive

Shirley — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 19:37:00 -0000

Lol! Not to be technical or or ummmm... offensive I think your taco guy's name is pronounced heysuess. :) :P

Re: The "Why I Can’t Be A Catholic" Offensive

Shirley — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:37:00 -0000

Lol! Not to be technical or or ummmm... offensive I think your taco guy's name is pronounced heysuess. :) :P

Re: The "Why I Can’t Be A Catholic" Offensive

The Nemesing One — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 13:17:00 -0000

Thanks for explaining yourself. I instantly started wondering how many "C" batteries you go throw in a month. Awesome Blog

Re: The "Why I Can’t Be A Catholic" Offensive

The Nemesing One — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 09:17:00 -0000

Thanks for explaining yourself. I instantly started wondering how many "C" batteries you go throw in a month. Awesome Blog

Re: The "Why I Can’t Be A Catholic" Offensive

vicki — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 07:12:00 -0000

This is HILARIOUS!!! I love it!

Re: The "Why I Can’t Be A Catholic" Offensive

jaime — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 04:13:00 -0000

hey Chelle! I finally got some free time to try and give my blog a facelift...stop by when you have a free second and check out my new look...me so proud. i even changed my favIcon to match!

Re: The "Why I Can’t Be A Catholic" Offensive

The Offended Blogger — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 03:45:00 -0000

@ Everyone ~ Thanks for the support and did I mention #7 - the pope scares the shit out of me!! :p

Re: The "Why I Can’t Be A Catholic" Offensive

vicki — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 03:12:00 -0000

This is HILARIOUS!!! I love it!

Re: The "Why I Can’t Be A Catholic" Offensive

April — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 02:23:00 -0000

#3 and #6!!!!!!!!lololol funny shit...and thanks...I'll be having more nightmares because of you!

Re: The "Why I Can’t Be A Catholic" Offensive

Gluttony — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 01:47:00 -0000

Yes the pope does scare me too, but I would like to have the pope mobile for todays gas prices. I wonder if it is a lease.

Re: The "Why I Can’t Be A Catholic" Offensive

Chat Blanc (aka Sandy) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 00:58:00 -0000

I live in a VERY Catholic town so I may need to borrow some of your reasons to fend them off! Funny shit!

Re: The "Why I Can’t Be A Catholic" Offensive

jaime — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 00:13:00 -0000

hey Chelle! I finally got some free time to try and give my blog a facelift...stop by when you have a free second and check out my new look...me so proud. i even changed my favIcon to match!

Re: The "Why I Can’t Be A Catholic" Offensive

The Offended Blogger — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 23:45:00 -0000

@ Everyone ~ Thanks for the support and did I mention #7 - the pope scares the shit out of me!! :p

Re: The "Why I Can’t Be A Catholic" Offensive

blaine_fridley — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 23:36:00 -0000

yeah, word to jaime. the last time i was lured even remotely close to a church of any kind was because of the amazing smell of carne asada and tortillas being deeped fried at the best friggin' yard sales around - thrown by the local Mexicans at some sort of lithuanian orthodox church. maybe if they started ok'ing buffets during service, i'd think about finding jesus, or at least putting more effort into pretending i do, like the rest of the catholics.

Re: The "Why I Can’t Be A Catholic" Offensive

April — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 22:23:00 -0000

#3 and #6!!!!!!!!lololol funny shit...and thanks...I'll be having more nightmares because of you!

Re: The "Why I Can’t Be A Catholic" Offensive

Gluttony — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 21:47:00 -0000

Yes the pope does scare me too, but I would like to have the pope mobile for todays gas prices. I wonder if it is a lease.

Re: The "Why I Can’t Be A Catholic" Offensive

Chat Blanc (aka Sandy) — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 20:58:00 -0000

I live in a VERY Catholic town so I may need to borrow some of your reasons to fend them off! Funny shit!

Re: The "Why I Can’t Be A Catholic" Offensive

blaine_fridley — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 19:36:00 -0000

Re: The "Why I Can’t Be A Catholic" Offensive

Sully Sullivan — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 19:07:00 -0000

Agreed. This new pope is much scarier than the last one. Good job on turning down the invite. I'm technically Catholic but I only pretend at wedding and on Christmas.

Re: The "Why I Can’t Be A Catholic" Offensive

Mike — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 18:57:00 -0000

No no.

What you do, is go, confess a bunch of sins, either real or made up, and when he tells you to do penance, tell him no.

Then go to the middle of the church, fart, and leave.

It'll be great fun!

Re: The "Why I Can’t Be A Catholic" Offensive

The Hypocritical One — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 18:19:00 -0000

There is a Catholic church you may be interested in--been there once.

St. Anne's.

Saint Anne's..

And once again for the kids--
Satans.

Too much standing and sitting...standing and sitting...kneeling...sleeping.