DISQUS

Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) · 9 months ago

Well fuck.

moooooog35 · 9 months ago

Fuck that shit.

Nooter · 9 months ago

youre fucking kidding, right?

Ryan Garns · 9 months ago

Fuck those other commmenters, Chelle. I fucking think what you're fucking doing is fucking great. No motherfucking cursing -- what a goddamn great motherfucking idea! Only assholes and cocksuckers curse, anyway. Those shitheads can bite my snatch.

Tiggy · 9 months ago

The No Cussing Club is fucking awesome! I've been a member for ever.

Jormengrund · 9 months ago

The no cussing club is a great idea...

For me to POOP on!

You've gotta be kidding me, right?

What kind of club would get ANY laughs without at least SHIT or Fuck used once?

'Nuff said.

Mike · 9 months ago

F*ckin A! You are such a C*NT for joining that S*it *ssed C*ckS*cking M*therF*cking T**ty *ssed G*y club.

I'm joining so F*cking fast it'll make your C*nt spin.

Joel Klebanoff · 9 months ago

Fuc... I mean, fudge! You were such a good cusser. We're going to have to kidnap you and deprogram you. Or kidnap you and do something to you.

Don · 9 months ago

Fuck that shit!

hawaiianpun · 9 months ago

Umm, I don't think your readers are taking you seriously.

Maybe once you show them your new Ned Flanders wallpaper they'll believe that you've truly changed.

Jenn Thorson · 9 months ago

I like the "Heck Yeah!" sign on the graphic, just so we know where you are in the world, you ex-cusser you. :)

My boss is fond of using the expression "tartar sauce!" (apparently a la Spongebob) as one of her kid-friendly curses. Perhaps you can add that one to your repertoire.

April · 9 months ago

Do they make Hello Kitty sex toys? Wow.

Oh yeah, good luck on your fucking new club.

Venom · 9 months ago

Ned Flanders wallpaper - heheh

Venom · 9 months ago

Oh Cheez n' crackers.....

otin · 9 months ago

As they say in Jersey, "What da fuck,some Motherfuckin' cock suckin' son of a bitch fuckin dildo breath scumbag gonna fuckin' tell me I can't fuckin' curse"! Fucccckkkk Hiimmmmmm!!!!

Da Old Man · 9 months ago

Excuse me, the correct New Jersey response would be, "Gosh darn it, we are glad that you now use the same refined language we use. No foul language here. No sireebob."

Hammy · 9 months ago

Goddamn fuckin shit, Chelle B. There's only a finite amount of devilish piss crap words out there, and if you shut your supply off, then damn it, the rest of us will have to double our motherfuckin production. All the sons of bitches around the world will have to strap on and join up to fill the void you threaten to put up.

I hardly ever used to swear before, but any cocksucker can see that I have had to do so in this post.

Return to your old ways, Chelle. Swear that you'll swear.

hammy · 9 months ago

Goddamn fuckin shit, Chelle B. There's only a finite amount of devilish piss crap words out there, and if you shut your supply off, then damn it, the rest of us will have to double our motherfuckin production. All the sons of bitches around the world will have to strap on and join up to fill the void you threaten to put up.

I hardly ever used to swear before, but any cocksucker can see that I have had to do so in this post.

Return to your old ways, Chelle. Swear that you'll swear

dani c · 9 months ago

Fuck..so not cool.... :)

Husbands Anonymous · 9 months ago

Just carry a hammer around to drop on your toe at opportune moments, no-one would get too upset if you did that. I follow Billy Connolly's principle- just make up words that sounsd like swearing. "yaa filking basser!'

dizzblnd · 9 months ago

I don't fucking cuss any more any fucking damn way. I will be tickled shitless to join that you.

Hillbilly Willy · 9 months ago

Willy is proud

10-4 Willy

Chaotically Calm · 9 months ago

This change is making me as uncomfortable as a whore in church....

Tracys Ramblings · 9 months ago

Listen, Chelle B., I happen to really like you and all but I think that some of the reason that I like you is because you cuss like a trucker. And myself being the daughter of a trucker, I thought I had found my cursing soulmate.
But if you're gonna jump the fuckin ship and switch to the non-potty mouthed side, I'm afraid our fuckin' relationship ends here, got it, beeotch?
Now, knock this bullshit about not cussing anymore off or I'll have to follow that ginormous fucking sign you made to Idaho and kick your ass for being a pussy. Got it?

Anonymous · 9 months ago

Those sissy-ass little fucking bastards can just fuckin enjoy their club. Little do they know,they will all probably become the fucking supervisors of the fuckin kids that love themselves some cussin, you know, the ones who have the I.Q. scores of 100 or less and barely graduate from high school? Who the fuck will be laughing then? The Don't Cuss Club Kids, that's who, as they sign the paychecks and fill out the "He/She is a flaming "lame-ass" sections on the Former Cool Cussin Kid's annual job review. The Don't Cuss Club Kids will laugh until they fuckin puke as they log into their bank's site to verify their quadruple-per-month salary has hit their accounts, and laugh their asses off imagining the Cool Cussin Kids cashing in their paychecks and receiving change to use at the local laundrymat!
Yeah, the stupid fuckin cussing kids can laugh their ass off now, because in a decade or so the will be so fucking exhausted from working 2 or 3 minimum wage jobs to be able to wipe the shit off their asses, much less laugh at those of superior intellect with superior vocabularies.
You rock, Cool Cussing Kids! Thanks for digging those ditches, sucking the shit out of Port-o-potties and bussing the tables after I finish my $400 meal! Fuck, yeah!
Ame I.

Blonde Goddess · 9 months ago

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU? I CHECK EVERY DAY! I NEED MY CHELLE FIX!!!

Barry · 9 months ago

You can be just as offensive without as with cussing.

Janna · 9 months ago

Dear alien who has taken over the body and mind of Chelle:

Can you please do something about the ozone layer?
And can you convince Taco Bell to bring back the Cheesy Gordita Crunch?

~Static~ · 9 months ago

Aww, piss. We lost another one guys. Send in the FUCK BRIGADE! It might not be too late.

Steph · 9 months ago

I did a story on the No Cussing Club a couple weeks back. I joined the club, got the certificate...all that shit.

Anyhow, they found out about me AND KICKED ME OUT!! Fuck 'em

Anonymous · 9 months ago

I lol'd