DISQUS

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  • Mike · 8 months ago
    You forgot about the spelunker.

    For this one, you need a few miles of rope, a helmet light, and a (very) experienced and used hooker.
  • DouglasDyer · 8 months ago
    The wife is going out of town in a few weeks and I am DEFINITELY trying the Himalayan Hang Nail. Should give me plenty of time to Craigslist me a Sherpa. I am also very partial to the Chatanooga Turtle Choker. You have to be able to hold your breath for more than six minutes so I've only been able to do it with David Blaine. We still can't make eye contact.
  • Mary@Holy Mackerel · 7 months ago
    Ummm, I'm speechless...again.
  • Jesse M. · 7 months ago
    Wow, eh ignorance
  • ettarose · 7 months ago
    Thank God! Now I can write about teabagging and what it really is. I thought I was the only one. Yeah baby!
  • Thinkinfyou · 7 months ago
    Thanks for making me feel like a virgin again! WOW! I haven't been able to say that in a LONG time!
  • moooooog35 · 7 months ago
    This shit's TOTALLY going on my resume.
  • Tiggy · 7 months ago
    So you don't need bears for the Thorny Warbler? This is where I have been going wrong all these years.
  • otin · 7 months ago
    Well, I know what a dirty sanchez is, but you said you did not want to know! Maybe it is just as well LMAO!!
  • Shawn · 7 months ago
    I successfully completed the Saskatoon Squatting Sasquatch last year at Sea World.

    Unrelated: I am now banned from Sea World.
  • Miles Gordon · 7 months ago
    The Shawshank Shuffle is my new regular saturday night thing.
  • Daryl · 7 months ago
    Like what i seen here, it was very interesting to see and visit all the great stuff on here, and would very much recommend this site to someone else also. Great Job...
  • kdawg68 · 7 months ago
    Ah, good to see Chelle is still plying her trade here. I've missed your sense of humor lately, buddy. Equally glad to see that even "vince" from ShamWow/SlapChop has not escaped your crosshairs. :-)
  • sextoys · 4 months ago
    tie them up with these !
    http://www.wickedtickles.co.uk/onlineshop/Japanese-Bondage-Rope-pr-17341.html