The Offended Blogger - Latest Comments in The "WTF?! Friday" Offensive

Re: The "WTF?! Friday" Offensive

Chelle Blögger — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:14:21 -0000

Meleah, me either! My true story will pale in comparison ha! :p

Re: The "WTF?! Friday" Offensive

Chelle Blögger — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:13:20 -0000

Hi Tamera! The point system is so comments can be rated and the best ones rise to the top. You can do a lot of things, I am finding out, by using the admin controls at disqus.

So far, the only thing I can't figure out is how to get my old blogger comments to show up on old posts, otherwise I love this. So much better than Blogger's system, IMO. :)

Re: The "WTF?! Friday" Offensive

Tamera — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:56:13 -0000

I had to check your comment section out. I've been wanting a new one for a long time. What is this point system thingy though? Is it for your personal use? And the 'verify my post'??? I think it looks pretty handy all together.

Re: The "WTF?! Friday" Offensive

meleah rebeccah — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:53:14 -0000

I agree with you CATHOUSE TERI comment was AWESOME. I cant even compete with that one

Re: The "WTF?! Friday" Offensive

Chelle Blögger — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:24:40 -0000

Another sick and twisted take on my story, I love it!!

You did get part of it right, but the rest is wayyyyyy off. :D

Re: The "WTF?! Friday" Offensive

Chelle Blögger — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:23:25 -0000

FINALLY, BEFORE I FUCKED UP AND LOST THIS COMMENT, KEYWORD SAID:

Ok, your sister's new kitten clawed into your waterbed and managed to tear up your comforter. You, being upset about not being invited to the party and having your water bed drained, fed the kitten a quarter, because it seemed like a good idea.

The kitten choked, you buried it in the park.

Or....

You may have stuffed the kitten in the Hello Kitty lunchbox and buried it in the park. Someone saw you, you payed them the quarter to shut the fuck up about the whole incident.

Re: The "WTF?! Friday" Offensive

Chelle Blögger — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:22:08 -0000

You are a sick man, I love it. :)

Oh, but you were sooo wrong hehe. :p

Re: The "WTF?! Friday" Offensive

Chelle Blögger — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:20:05 -0000

BEFORE I FUCKED UP MY TEMPLATE AND LOST HIS COMMENT, DAMON SAID:

I got no freakin idea. How about Colonel Mustard, in the Park, got paid 25 cents to beat the cat with a lunchbox containing a candlestick?

Re: The "WTF?! Friday" Offensive

Chelle Blögger — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:18:23 -0000

My god woman, that was brilliant!!

Very, very wrong, but fucking brilliant nonetheless!! :p

(sorry for losing your 1st comment, as you can see I am a blogger code dork ha!)

Re: The "WTF?! Friday" Offensive

Chelle Blögger — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:16:44 -0000

Yay! Found it in my email!!
BEFORE I FUCKED UP MY TEMPLATE AND LOST HER COMMENT HEHE... CATHOUSE TERI SAID:

Omigod! You are such a bitch! Hehehe.

So your awful sister had a slumber party and her friends were all over eating pizza and giggling and having fun and then popcorn and movies and you were NOT allowed to partake of ANY of it!

Just no fair!

Not only that, but you were forced to make your twin-sized waterbed in such a way that you could flip a coin off of it!

(Ain't easy with a waterbed!)

The cool part was that you got to keep the shiny new 1980 quarter that you flipped.

Well, while looking at your hello kitty comfortor on the flipping bed, you got an idea about sister's new kitty.

Next morning, while all the stupid-head-slumber-party-goers slept in, you crammed that kitty into your hello kitty lunchbox and toted it to the park around the corner.You sat down and happily let that kitty out, watching as it wandered off and away into the world of no more sister!!

You are so mean! :)

Too bad that damn kitten found its way home, since you were not nearly far enough away to lose it!

Re: The "WTF?! Friday" Offensive

Chelle Blögger — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:12:50 -0000

Yes! I am desperately trying to get it back, too!! :*(

As soon as I find it I will repost it!! :D

Re: The "WTF?! Friday" Offensive

Cathouse Teri — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:09:30 -0000

Did I lost my comment?

Re: The "WTF?! Friday" Offensive

Chelle Blögger — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:02:51 -0000

Haha! I wish I had been that much of an evil genius at 8!

I wouldn't have thought of that until at least 10, sorry. :p

Oh, but you did get PART of the story right. :)

Re: The "WTF?! Friday" Offensive

SirFWALGMan — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 14:59:50 -0000

Your sister would not let you come to her party so you hide the kitty under your comforter until your sister left then you put it in your lunch box and went to the park. There you sold it to a homeless Chinese guy for a quarter and he ate the kitty. Later you used the quarter to buy a condom. You filled it with mayo and water and left it in your sisters room where your dad could find it. Revenge is sweet.

Re: The "WTF?! Friday" Offensive

Chelle Blögger — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 14:35:06 -0000

Switching from the Blogger (and some other comment system I tried but horribly failed to fix the bugs in) to Disqus because it is SO MUCH BETTER!! :)

Feel free to sign up and get an avatar and a profile, or just post without one, hell I don't care as long as you comment. :p